Welcome to this week’s TwitWatch UK.. as usual we have
a load of old crap some great stories from the past week to share with you.
Weather-wise, it was reported that 2010 was the coldest UK winter on record, whilst being the 2nd warmest year Globally. Do you think someone has it in for us? Maybe it’s a conspiracy along the lines of “why can’t we ever win the Eurovision Song Contest” despite
cheating our way into the final’s every year donating towards the contest costs?
Yay! Top Gear came back! Clarkson heroically had a helicopter land on the roof of a car he was driving.. it was like watching James Bond, only well, you know.. Clarkson is really scruffy, annoying and not in the least bit fanciable. APART from that.. it was awesome : ) Another Yay! Richard Hammond finally cut his hair, I think Mummy must have put her foot down although he is still wearing his 18-30s necklace.. Best of all though, they introduced a new Stig, who says women cant’ drive? ; )
A new comedy show was launched on TV this week with a live format.. The 10 O’Clock Show.. it was good but a bit like watching a Twitter stream that’s already three days old.
The best news of the week for me was that Ed Balls was finally appointed as Shadow Chancellor, sadly at the expense of Alan Johnson’s resignation but hey, the HOC will be a much livelier place from now on! Hopefully he is the man to kick Ed Miliband up the jacksy and we will see some proper opposition at last.
Andy Coulson also resigned this week so Twitter has de-twibboned from “Sack Coulson” and re-twibboned “Arrest Coulson” instead..
Mama Mia, here she goes again.. Meryl Streep was spotted at PMQs last week, swatting up for her imminent role as Margaret Thatcher in the film “The Iron Lady”. Humphrey just hopes it’s not a singing role, although “Money Money Money” would be rather appropriate.
Lastly and Ghastly.. my favourite tweeter stopped tweeting :*( This post (sorry it’s crap) is dedicated to the much missed @Gaijinsan21, we hope you come back soon,
Humphrey Twitter just isn’t the same without you x