Dear Boundary Commission people, my
excuse for a politician MP has written to many in her constituency begging demanding stamping her feet asking them to write to you in regard to the review you are undertaking. The letter (pictured below with thanks to @LfcSandra ) contains a template for emails but I prefer to write my own words.
We in Mid Bedfordshire
couldnt give a flying fuck are not overly concerned about the boundary changes and have complete faith in your ability to decide what is best for us. What does worry us is the continued presence of a self-serving, bitter, conniving, manipulative, lying MP who is more interested in making personal attacks than doing her duty in representing her constituents.
God speed your reforms..
The WHOLE of Mid Bedfordshire